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Tasty Cakes, Fried In A Pan

February 12, 2005

Government has its good days. City officials in Edinburgh, Scotland stopped two artists from an exhibition that was to proffer to the audience cooked blood sausage made from the artists' own blood. The Scotsman reports:

Scottish artists John Beagles and Graham Ramsay were planning to slice and fry black pudding made from their own blood in a show of "live art" this afternoon. But they were forced to abandon the project after Edinburgh City Council dispatched its environmental health officers to the Royal Scottish Academy building on the Mound, the show’s organisers said. The National Galleries of Scotland, which runs the building, also read the riot act against any such creative cookery.

John Beagles, from Glasgow, insisted yesterday that the pre-cooked puddings made from two pints of the two artists’ blood will still be part of the exhibition.

"They are cooked, we will be taking them through to Edinburgh, and they may be in the fridge or sitting on the table," he said. "We will be standing over them, guarding them."

The pair will also show a film detailing how they prepared them. "There’s a film that documents the whole process, the blood extraction, the cooking and preparation."

Of course. Self-referential art always requires a film detailing the fascinating creative process of the artiste, n'est ce pas?

Kate Downie, the president of the Society of Scottish Artists (SSA), stressed it was part of the society’s annual exhibition, which also includes watercolours, paintings, contemporary film and sculpture.

"....Originally they were going to be slicing it up and frying it and offering it around to the audience, not with the intention that anybody would actually eat it." Ms Downie added that the gallery’s director, Michael Clarke, also rejected any frying. She dismissed speculation that a pavement protest was planned today.

A spokesperson for the National Galleries of Scotland (NGS) said: "Following a risk assessment being carried out it was felt that, in the interests of hygiene and public safety, the live performance should not go ahead. However, the NGS have no objections to the cooked product being displayed within the Body Parts exhibition and, if the cooking and preparation can be filmed elsewhere, to the showing of a short film of the artists at work."

.....The blood for the black pudding was stored after daily home visits from a nurse. Ramsay has said the show represents a mix of self-portraiture, meat products, and cannibalism.

Ah, the animal rights agenda rears its head. Meat products and human blood pudding are morally equivalent. NOW I get it.

Posted by Matt Rosenberg at February 12, 2005 01:39 PM


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I wish I could say that I'm sure Seattle would do the same thing, but since the human blood sausages would be funding by public funds here, they'd probably allow it. Then, they'd show it on the Seattle Channel.

Posted by: Iguana at February 12, 2005 10:08 PM

Were the human blood-sausage exhibit to arrive in Seattle, there'd doubtless be a PETA- and City-sponsored show at Benaroya Hall....along with a an attendant City Council "brown bag" lunch forum hosted by council members Nick Licata and Richard Conlin.....on the ideological imperialism of carnivores in popular culture. The session would close with vegan-oriented poetry; group aroma therapy; and discreet pamphleting on the upcoming Nader For President '08 potluck in the University District.

Posted by: Matt R. at February 12, 2005 10:36 PM

ha ha ha ... I busted my gut on that one!

Yeah, they WOULD do all of that, and THEN it would be shown on the Seattle Channel.

Still now monorail contract, dude. I hope you're saving up for the venti triple-shot soy mocha you're gonna owe me.

Posted by: Iguana at February 13, 2005 08:32 PM

I'm gonna owe U? Time will tell, my friend. And I promise not to gloat when I win that bet! Not 2 much. In fact, U'll be able 2 ride the monorail here to W.S. 2 buy me that latte!

Posted by: Matt R. at February 13, 2005 10:12 PM

If the circus ride is built, which will not happen, I don't think I'll be able to ride it because I don't live in either of the no-where-lands it will supposedly serve.

I could take a bus a though. Oh, but wait, buses will stop serving those areas. Hmmm .. if they do manage to build it, I don't think I'll be able to get to SWS unless I drive my big, fat, 14 year old, oil burning V8 Oldsmobile. It's ugly, but my contribution to SMP is almost $0!

Posted by: Iguana at February 14, 2005 02:11 AM

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