The story has spread from Vancouver to New Zealand and Arizona, but so far the two best heds are:
"Do NOT Give This Man Batteries," (Reuters);
and the hands-down winner, "Mounties Seek Dildo Thief," (Vancouver Sun).
Posted by Matt Rosenberg at January 24, 2005 09:58 AM
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His wife probably put him up to it!
Posted by: Iguana at January 24, 2005 10:17 AMI think the best headline would be "Dildo Thief sought by Mounted Police."
Posted by: ScottC at January 24, 2005 05:08 PMScott, you have missed your true calling, as a hed writer.....
Posted by: Matt R. at January 24, 2005 06:11 PMI can't imagine anything worse than some despicable creep stealing not one but three dildos. How can one go on without their dildo? Perhaps they should contact Digger O'Dell to dig, and dump in, this dirtbag who did this dastardly deed, and toss his dildo in after, so he can diddle away.
Posted by: Lorna at January 25, 2005 07:54 AM