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Better Off Unplugged
January 07, 2005
The Internet is like a gun. It all depends how you use it. Consider the case of this deranged Philadelphia Phillies fan living in California. He was so upset with his team's performance that he hijacked the e-mail addresses of several sportswriters and began sending out huge volumes of venemous anti-Phillies e-mails, so many of which bounced back to their "senders" that entire corporate computer systems were disabled. Though he moved away from the Philadelphia area 18 years ago, Allan E. Carlson's obsessive interest in the Phillies - and his hostile opinions about the team's management - only increased with time. Defense lawyers. Gotta love 'em. As it happens, tho, hours after the above-linked story ran, Carlson was convicted. He could get up to 41 months in jail. If so, a memo to the warden: no computer access for the prisoner. And some advice for Mr. Carlson. I know it's hard. But I got over the Cubs. You can get over The Phillies. They are NOT in your DNA, OK? You need a new hobby. Something outdoorsy, wholesome, relaxing and rewarding. Maybe gardening? Posted by Matt Rosenberg at January 7, 2005 12:17 PM Trackback Pings TrackBack URL for this entry: Comments:
I received a few of these emails a year or so ago... wondered what the heck they were. I mean, I knew the Phillies sucked... so I didn't need the emails. Posted by: bmvaughn at January 8, 2005 09:44 AMPost a comment
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