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Your Brain is Here, Al Gore
June 04, 2004
Early yesterday morning a meteor hurtled from the heavens, down into Greater Seattle. It lit the skies bright as day, shook walls and windows, and smashed into small pieces. I've got three theories: 1) The Almighty is displeased with the achingly liberal politics of Western Washington, which if perpetrated on a more systemic basis would lead to the downfall of mankind. 2) Al Qaeda did it: Bush and Ridge need to spend more on Homeland security. 3) It was Al Gore's brain, arriving just in time for his big speech in Tacoma tonight. Posted by Matt Rosenberg at June 4, 2004 07:25 AM Trackback Pings TrackBack URL for this entry: Comments:
Well, if it WAS Al Gore's brain, it vaporized on impact . . . and that would explain a lot about him. Posted by: Warrem at June 4, 2004 07:54 AMWell, if it WAS Al Gore's brain, it vaporized on impact . . . and that would explain a lot about him. Posted by: Warren at June 4, 2004 07:55 AMOk Matt: 1) If it was the almighty, look for a man to be puked up on the beach from the belly of a big fish, and that will be the liberals' last chance to listen and learn before all he** breaks loose! 2) If Al Qaeda did do it, they will claim responsibility shortly, and call it "the mother of all meteors." 3) I wasn't aware that Al Gore HAD A BRAIN, until I found out that he invented the internet! ROFLMBO My theory would be, the liberals did it, to put more fear into the hearts of the masses about the doomed planet we live on. (of course they will somehow skew it into a reason for not harvesting oil on American soil) Posted by: rross at June 4, 2004 10:49 AMI blame Bush or global warming. I expect a stern admonition from the EPA. Posted by: Gary B at June 4, 2004 08:40 PMPost a comment
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