Frost my Johnnycakes, please.

Whenever stasis rears its ugly head, there's always Fark.

Recent highlights include a story about this unevolved CA bank robber who retired to a bar in the very same strip mall where he did the deed. Quaffing a beer and holding his sack 'o loot, he was collared shortly thereafter.

And here's an Earth Day Special, via AP and Newsday.

Two gay lovers - a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts - protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park tree on Thursday, stripping, performing lewd acts in front of onlookers and refusing to come down for hours.

This has got to piss off straight (and I don't mean "closeted") gays.

Oh, Blue America is so...blue. In San Francisco, a man caught relating to a corpse in a most vile manner wasn't charged with necrophilia because - it turns out - there's no law against it in CA. However, he HAS been commanded to stay away from the funeral home.

Then there's working-class hero Michael Moore. He's outsourced his web site design and server to Canada. Maybe he could outsource himself, while he's at it.

And you'd suppose that if the NY Times ran a picture of a guy identified as a KKK member and murderer of a black sharecropper, they'd manage not to mistakenly put up the mug of Colorado U.S. Senate candidate Pete Coors. You'd be wrong. Jayson Blair is running the photo desk now.

But what bugs me most about the whole thing is that Coors' spokeswoman is named Cinamon.

I think I'll just hitch a ride on a concrete canoe.

Drew, you rock.

Posted by Matt Rosenberg at April 23, 2004 06:03 PM

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