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Ditch the Stiff
March 01, 2004
It's not easy work preserving Lenin's corpse "entombed in a granite-and-marble mausoleum in Red Square," acccording to this article in the Jewish World Review. (Thanks, Lorna Lou). ...his curator...Yuri Denisov-Nikolsky....(reports)...the body is sealed in a glass sarcophagus, cooled to 61 degrees, with the humidity between 80 and 90 percent. Some say Lenin appears to be sleeping. Others compare him to waxed fruit. With the breakup of the Soviet Union in 1991, the Russian government stopped financing the preservation of the body, Denisov-Nikolsky said. Private donations pay the meager salaries of his 15-person staff at a research lab called Medical Biological Technologies. The physicians and professors on the team, he said, earn $200 a month. So how DO they do it? Specially filtered lighting gives Lenin's face a warm glow. Botox, collagen and modern cosmetics aren't used, Denisov-Nikolsky said, with a polite harrumph. A mild bleach is employed to combat occasional fungus stains or mold spots on Lenin's face. The skin is examined closely each week, using precision, Russian-made instruments that measure its moisture, color and contour. Dehydration - and time - are the principal enemies. Lenin gets an extreme makeover every 18 months or so. The mausoleum is closed for two months and the body is immersed in a bath of glycerol and potassium acetate for 30 days. The skin slowly absorbs the solution, regaining its moisture and pliancy. Yet, most Russians under 50 would prefer to ditch the stiff. Might be something to do with Lenin's role as spiritual godfather to at least 65 million mass murders by 20th Century Communist regimes worldwide. A poll last month by the Public Opinion Foundation in Moscow found that nearly 60 percent of Russians younger than 50 want Lenin to be removed and buried. 'Only people over 50 more frequently reply that they're against Lenin's burial,' said foundation President Alexander Olson. This age group views 'suggestions that the body be removed as blasphemous.' I'll say. Posted by Matt Rosenberg at March 1, 2004 09:21 AM Trackback Pings TrackBack URL for this entry: Comments:
I hope Fremont doesn't hear about this. Posted by: Gary B at March 1, 2004 03:30 PMSeattle's Lenin statue and Russia's Lenin's corpse both belong on board the old, decayed art-deco ferry boat we just can't seem to get rid of, the Kalakala. Posted by: Matt Rosenberg at March 1, 2004 05:01 PMI hear the "Fremont" Lenin is for sale - that statue's presence in Seattle is its greatest shame. And highly indicative of the garrulous liberal self-absorbtion of Seattle's mainstream. My dream is to see "Vlad" melted down at the Nucor Steel plant in West Seattle. Call it a personal quest in memory of his victims... Posted by: P. Scott Cummins at March 1, 2004 06:45 PMScott, that is a truly inspired vision for Seattle's Lenin statue...more so perhaps than being cast upon The Kalakala, if I must admit. But what about the corpse? Perhaps a humble end after all, such as incineration. If so, where exactly should Lenin's ashes be scattered? Posted by: Matt at March 1, 2004 07:30 PMScatter them on the ashheap of history. Posted by: Gary B at March 1, 2004 08:56 PMMaybe the pink McDermott will buy the Fremont statue being that Lenin and him have so much in common. Posted by: Naarski at March 3, 2004 02:18 PMclarification on: "a dictator responsible for decades of suffering and millions of deaths" ussr formed in 1920, lenin, leader of the revolution, died (mentally) in 1923 after 4 stroke, physically, in jan. 1924. on his death bed, the last thing he wrote, ws degcree againt the totalitarian regime that was emerging. Lenen was not a dicator or a murderer. you might be thinking of Stalin. Lenin was a true 'for the people' person. Stalin just took over and ruined it for everyone..learn some history and dont be so naive. Lenin killed no-one...... Posted by: in the know at April 19, 2005 02:59 PM"In The Know," you should know this: In "Fifty Million People Dead: The Grand Failure - The Birth and Death of Communism in the 20th Century," former National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski details "the catastrophic legacy of Lenin" in Russia, Eastern Europe and Asia. He writes that Lenin exemplified the "concentration of power in just a few hands and reliance on terror."
"Man of the people," indeed. Posted by: Matt Rosenberg at April 19, 2005 04:33 PMPost a comment
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